Springtime wiv Babe Cattyykins

Hello Babe iz visiting yoos again – here is a picture of me nearly a year ago when I woz still quite yung.

I has been waiting for warm weather and I heared somebodee say it won’t be until Dune. So I thort I would make my own calendar so I can scratch out the dayz, but I couldn’t remember the days so I iz learning this rhyme…

Jangleberry, Marks and Maize
Thirty-one has them dayz
Augers, Jillhigh, Oxrober, Dismember
Thirty-one yoo iz now remember
Apehill, Saptemper, Newvendor, Dune
Thems have same but minus one
Odd one out is Feebleberry
Has twenty-eight but be wary
On leaping years has twenty-nine
And now we knows them all so fine.

and the seasons iz…

Winter iz Dismember, Jangleberry & Feebleberry
Spring iz Marks, Apehill & Maize
Summer iz Dune, Jillhigh & Augers
Ortum/Fall iz Saptemper, Oxrober & Newvendor

The spelling checker doesn’t seem to like wot I iz writing…

Making calendars seems like a lot of work so I thinks I will let Mum make it for me. She likes evrybodee to find plenty of things for her to to. I don’t mind being the model if she duzn’t take too long wiv the photo’ing, I can’t sit still for long.

Author Babe Cattykins
I iz a young cat born on Dismember 15th 2008 or thereabouts. I livs wiv my hooman famlee an my adoptud sister Stole and bruvver Danny Mittens. I likes to explore and twitter and sing… My blog iz at http://babecattykins.blogspot.com/

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Danny Mittens

I like Danny cos he likes me.

He acts like he’z deaf sumtimes but he just does what he wants wen he wants to do it.  Yoos can shout him to come home til yoo’ze a little horse.  That’s wot Mum sez anyway, i’ze not going to shout at him cos i don’t want to be a little horse i’ze like being a cat.

Did  i spelled horse wrong – should it be hoarse -  no I’ze seen horse writted down and i think iz right.

If my brother Danny is a polydactyl is my sis Stole a terrordactyl?

Danny likes to Twitter but not as much as I do.

http://twitter.com/Danny_Mittens
http://twitter.com/BabeCattykins

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I has had a luvly chrismus and I hav eated too much nice stuff and puked in lots of unexpected places.

My Mum haz been trying to put a hat on me. I fighted the good fight but she got me in the hat long enuff for this pikture.

Babe Haz Been Cheezburgered

So I’ze supposed to make noo year reslooshuns, just don’t expect me to keeps them, ha ha !

Here they are:

• When I scratch my hoomans I will make it in places it duzn’t show
• I will not use my hoomans legs as scratching posts or climb my hoomans
• I will try to not puke on any important papers
• I will try to clean my dirty feet before entering the house
• I will not wake my hoomans at 3:00am asking for food or a cuddle
• I will not scratch at cupboard doors in the middle of the night
• I will not put mice in my hoomans shoes or leave bits of them around the house, especially not leaving them wher my hoomans can tread on them with their bare feet, ha, ha!
• I will not try to bury my leftover food with curtains, window or floor
• I will not catch bees or wasps
• I will not go away on holiday for several days and worry my hoomans again

I wish yoos all a meowie new year, la la, back later wiv sum of my songs.

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