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I’ll show you lots of toes
Danny never rushes, though
Who is that Danny,  Oh?
A polydactyl wiv lots of toes
And evermore shall be so.

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Danny Mittens

I like Danny cos he likes me.

He acts like he’z deaf sumtimes but he just does what he wants wen he wants to do it.  Yoos can shout him to come home til yoo’ze a little horse or should it be hoarse -  no I’ze seen horse writted down and i think iz right.

If my brother Danny is a polydactyl is my sis Stole a terrordactyl?

Danny likes to Twitter but not as much as I do.

http://twitter.com/Danny_Mittens
http://twitter.com/BabeCattykins
http://twitter.com/CatThings Stole has now taken over Cat Things Twitter

Hello evrybodee, my name iz Babe and I iz coming to write on my hooman Mum’s Cat Things.

I has had a luvly chrismus and I hav eated too much nice stuff and puked in lots of unexpected places.

My Mum haz been trying to put a hat on me. I fighted the good fight but she got me in the hat long enuff for this pikture.

Babe Haz Been Cheezburgered

So I’ze supposed to make noo year reslooshuns, just don’t expect me to keeps them, ha ha !

Here they are:

• When I scratch my hoomans I will make it in places it duzn’t show
• I will not use my hoomans legs as scratching posts or climb my hoomans
• I will try to not puke on any important papers
• I will try to clean my dirty feet before entering the house
• I will not wake my hoomans at 3:00am asking for food or a cuddle
• I will not scratch at cupboard doors in the middle of the night
• I will not put mice in my hoomans shoes or leave bits of them around the house, especially not leaving them wher my hoomans can tread on them with their bare feet, ha, ha!
• I will not try to bury my leftover food with curtains, window or floor
• I will not catch bees or wasps
• I will not go away on holiday for several days and worry my hoomans again

I wish yoos all a meowie new year, la la, back later.